well, yesterday i was walking to the gas station to beg for cigarettes when all of a sudden i see spanking girl walking out of some house right next to the gas station. i didn't want her to see me 'cause the only designer thing i was wearing was a notions of emotions top with the words "thoughts are things" written on the front, so i hid behind some bushes. so i watched her walk out of the house and call some person on a cellphone and cross the street and start waiting at a bus stop. i got pretty uncomfortable waiting there, especially 'cause the bushes were like right next to some recycling bins and my hands and knees were getting all cut up by glass and shit. but like eventually her bus came and she left, and i went to the gas station but it was closed. i didn't really want to go back to the apartment and tell laptop dude where i'd been all day, so i decided to knock on the door of the house spanking girl came out of, and some dude came out. i asked if a girl lived there, 'cause i'd like found some shit that belonged to a girl that lived here. when he asked how i knew this was the house she lived in, i made up some fucked up story about how this girl's brother had beat me up and stolen my stuff, but then the girl had felt sorry for me and told me to pick up my stuff at this address. the dude then asked me some questions about the girl, but i was getting cold standing there in the doorway and just yelled at him that i fucked her. then the dude got all upset, went inside, gave me a bunch of money and said that he couldn't find my stuff and shut the door in my face. i was kinda cold, but i had some money and decided to go downtown. i went to some coffee place and sat by the bar next to some crazy old dude who was talking to me about ships and stuff. i eventually spent all the money i got and was pretty hammered, and went outside to see if people would pay me to do backflips and shit. some kids said they'd give me some, so i did a half-somersault and landed on some lady's dog and fucked up my shoulder pretty bad. the kids gave me like a 100 icelandic moneys, which is like nothing, and the lady was yelling at me so i gave her the money and told her to buy a new dog before running home. on my way home i saw the guy who lived by the gas station sitting by the sea all crying and shit, so i went over and talked to him. turns out he's spanking girl's boyfriend, and has been for like a year or two. i tell him she broke my heart too and that she's a total whore, so we decide to drive to her house to yell at her and shit, only after we get in his car, i pass out. i woke up this morning in spanking girl's bed next to her and can't remember anything that happened, but when she wakes up i ask her if the guy i met was her boyfriend, and she gets all upset and yells at me and tells me to get the fuck out of the house. so i get my shit together and walk home, still not knowing what these crazy people's fucking deal is. my mission for today: find spanking girl's boyfriend and find out what the fuck is going on.