Friday, October 28, 2005

well, now johnny hates me too. i went over to his house yesterday to ask him for money and ended up sucking his cock for a bottle of champagne. he was all strung out on valium or some shit, so it was taking me a while to get him hard, so i started telling him he was a bitch and i was gonna swallow all his cum, so his mom comes in all crazy and shit asks what's going on, but i thought she was like high or something, so i asked her to suck my cock. johnny was like freaking out and knocked over this big box with all his shit in it and some coke fell out, so i picked up a baggie and asked his mom "would you do it for some coke?" then they both start yelling at me at next thing i know i'm standing in the street outside outside his house holding his cellphone and not wearing any shoes. well, at least now i have a cellphone and shit, but johnny won't talk to me and he still owes me that bottle for sucking his cock.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah well. Coke is cool, cock is cool, champagne is cool, valium is cool but sex with my mom, that's not cool man. Don't worry though, I don't hate you. I've done stupid things like that, but let's just not fuck each others moms ok?

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'll give you that bottle as soon as I've cum in your throat. If I don't get off you don't get shit.

12:23 PM  

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