well, now johnny hates me too. i went over to his house yesterday to ask him for money and ended up sucking his cock for a bottle of champagne. he was all strung out on valium or some shit, so it was taking me a while to get him hard, so i started telling him he was a bitch and i was gonna swallow all his cum, so his mom comes in all crazy and shit asks what's going on, but i thought she was like high or something, so i asked her to suck my cock. johnny was like freaking out and knocked over this big box with all his shit in it and some coke fell out, so i picked up a baggie and asked his mom "would you do it for some coke?" then they both start yelling at me at next thing i know i'm standing in the street outside outside his house holding his cellphone and not wearing any shoes. well, at least now i have a cellphone and shit, but johnny won't talk to me and he still owes me that bottle for sucking his cock.

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Yeah well. Coke is cool, cock is cool, champagne is cool, valium is cool but sex with my mom, that's not cool man. Don't worry though, I don't hate you. I've done stupid things like that, but let's just not fuck each others moms ok?
And I'll give you that bottle as soon as I've cum in your throat. If I don't get off you don't get shit.
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