oh, my god, i've so, like, had it with this country. just last night i went to the fucking café next to the prada place and ate out some fucking immigrant's pussy for a free marg, but i hadn't eaten in like, three days so i got totally fucked up and started hitting on this guy. i leaned over to whisper "i want to suck your cock on live tv" to him when this fucking hippie chick in like, a parka or some shit overheard and started freaking out. turned out the guy was like 8 years old or some crap. i totally couldn't handle it and just told her that i sucked her boyfriend's cock so hard he tore out all my hair, called her a spunk-drunk hippie cunt, spat the rest of my marg in her face and left. god, i can't understand bitches like that. where the fuck does she get off telling me what i can or can't do? oh well, i guess i can't help it if she's all jealous and into that incest crap. i mean, i fucked my brother because he's hot, but i totally wouldn't do it until he was like, at least ten or something. god.